Q: Do you accept commissions?
A: Of course.
Q: How much?
A: Free. However, If you want to donate something I won't complain.
Q: On average how long will it take?
A: I don't even know that myself. Generally I'm pretty busy, but I love to draw so I'll finish it as soon as possible. However if you donate, it's more likely to be finished sooner.
Also, if you don't mind a lower quality, almost cartoon-ish picture then it will be done a lot sooner. Otherwise I like to obsess over every detail which could end up taking a few months.
Q: Why even offer commissions if you are such a horrible artist?
A: Why not?
Q: Well..uh..you're a horrible a